28 nov. 2005

Crisis económica

Ante la reciente ida de Lavagna, cayó la Bolsa.

Trauma

Sicóloga: Sabés... ayer vino un chiflado que se creía Michael Jackson
Amigo de la sicóloga: ¡Uh! ¿Y qué hiciste?
Sicóloga: Le compré un disco.

21 nov. 2005

Fútbol xenófobo

El sábado pasado jugué muy bien al fútbol. Hasta tiré una chilena... del colectivo. No me gusta que invadan mi país.

3 nov. 2005

Se me mezclaron los DVD

Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Frodo: (entre dientes) La concha de tu hermana...
Gandalf: Sorry, Frodo?
(Gandalf hits Frodo and the hobbit goes down)
Gandalf: How did I beat you?
Frodo: You... you're too fast.
Gandalf: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
(A phone rings)
Frodo: Yes?
The voice on the phone: Seven days.
Gandalf: Who was it, Frodo?
Frodo: il messagero non e importante...
The computer: Wake up, Frodo.
Frodo: (waking up) Where's my car, dude?
Obi-Wan: (voice in off) Use the Force, Frodo.
Frodo: I see... dead people.
Gandalf: Do you want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Frodo: The truth is out there...
[FBI Headoffice, Mordor, 3:23 PM]
Sauron: Bring me Frodo. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.
William Wallace: Frooooodoooooooooooooom!

Cortitos de ICQ

desert (10:29 AM) :
hello my friend
Lord of Sarrios (10:29 AM) :
hello your friend
desert (10:30 AM) :
how are you friendship?
Lord of Sarrios (10:31 AM) :
i'm not friendship, i'm Sofovich
desert (10:37 AM) :
what is sofovich?
Lord of Sarrios (10:37 AM) :
a state of mind
desert (10:38 AM) :
whats the job of it?
Lord of Sarrios (10:38 AM) :
king of the world
desert (10:39 AM) :
thats cool
Lord of Sarrios (10:39 AM) :
while he doesn't cooleate you...
desert (10:41 AM) :
how is the wheather in argentina?
Lord of Sarrios (10:42 AM) :
i don't know, i haven't seen him for a while
desert (10:42 AM) :
why?
are you always living inside?
desert (10:43 AM) :
are you a prisoner?
Lord of Sarrios (10:43 AM) :
yes... i'm at the prison of Tunguska
desert (10:43 AM) :
what is your sin?
Lord of Sarrios (10:45 AM) :
i killed them... i killed them all
they're dead, every single one of them... and not just the men, but the women and the children, too
they're like animals, and i slaughtered them like animals

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1 nov. 2005

Luego de Katrina y Wilma

Esta vez le tocó a la Argentina sufrir la furia de la naturaleza.
El huracán Pepe asoló las costas de Claromecó, San Clemente y Chañar Ladeado, causando medio muerto, tres heridos y un resfriado.

Mapa de la zona afectada: